Lets Save Fur Babies

Lets save fur babies because kids today hardly get enough outdoor adventure. What is a trip to school if not being chased by a pack of strays at seven in the morning. Add in the bonus of injections and trauma, and childhood suddenly looks so exciting.

Lets save fur babies because riders on two wheelers need challenges. Straight Smooth (Indian) roads are too boring. A dog sleeping in the middle of the highway or sprinting across the road is the perfect obstacle course. Some even get to skid into hospitals. Truly the perfect way to do a practical crash test.

Lets save fur babies because food/product delivery guys have it way too easy. Balancing ten orders on a bike through traffic is child’s play. But imagine the thrill of a barking stray lunging at you when you are already late. Customers may curse for cold food, but hey at least the Fur baby had a good time.

Lets save fur babies because people walking at night should not feel safe. Because seriously what is democracy. Empty streets should only mean silence and calm. But with stray dogs, a simple walk home feels like a thriller. Adrenaline pumps, heart races and every shadow looks like trouble. Night walks turn into horror shows, all thanks to fur babies.

Lets save fur babies because travelers deserve souvenirs. Pictures and memories are not enough. A bite mark or scar on the leg is more permanent. Forget magnets and keychains. Stray dogs give you token of love that never fade.

Lets save fur babies because hygiene is overrated. Streets without dog feces would look too dull. Sidewalks decorated with feces add character to the neighborhood. Fleas and ticks wandering around are nature’s reminder that sharing is caring. Who wants sterile clean surroundings when fur babies can enrich the environment.

Lets save fur babies because grandparents love company too. After all what is a peaceful evening walk to the corner shop without the thrill of escorts. The shaky legs need a bit of cardio and nothing builds bone strength like dodging dog bites. Why settle for peace of mind when survival instincts can keep them young.

Lets save fur babies because garbage bins are too neat. Leftovers should be scattered around for that AESTHETIC city look. Plastic bags flying, bones tossed across the road and dogs tearing apart waste shows us what urban life truly is.

Lets save fur babies because life without constant fear is bland. Who wants children cycling peacefully, workers reaching home safely or tourists enjoying the city calmly. 

Because Peace is boring and Chaos is culture.